Dad's eulogy
Created by Anna 8 years ago
I had a few sleepless nights before writing this – the
greatest worry being how to paint an honest picture of my dad politely! He was certainly not without his shortcomings,
too numerous to list here – though not to mention the wine, the smoking and the
swearing wouldn’t seem right! He’d expect nothing less of me than a cheeky
insult or two. But those of you who knew him well have your own recollections
of all that.
As his daughter, I have so many memories of my own to
share it’s hard to know where to begin. We didn’t talk about feelings much, but
I know dad was immensely proud of me and of Nico and I making him a granddad
when we had Giorgia, Maia and Max. He loved to boast about the things I’d done
– my teenage years were plagued by him asking me to impress his friends at
inopportune moments, “Say something in French, Anna!” and I’d cringe and weedle
my way out of it.
It’s thanks to dad though really that our family has been
infiltrated by Italians. He loved Italy
and we went to Sorrento several times when I was young. We also ate out a lot
in Italian restaurants – the favourite being Pinocchio’s in Christchurch. It
was there that I met my first serious boyfriend, but his jealous ways made me
put an end to that relationship, only to replace the Neapolitan with a Sicilian
a few years later! Dad never openly admitted to Nico, but he was always
impressed by his ability to mend and create things out of nothing. He approved
of my choice of husband and in his heart knew a down to earth man was in for
the long haul.
I will remember a man who was proud of his appearance, a
man who had more than 50 pairs of shoes, too many shirts to mention and a small
black hair-comb secreted in a pocket wherever he went. I knew he cared about his
hair – my last gesture was combing it after he died. He’d have been pleased not
to go out looking scruffy. I even did his eyebrows and beard.
Working outdoors kept dad tanned and he was proud to show
off how dark he went. In fact he lived life with his shirt off as much as
possible. It was hard to get him to button it up or roll his sleeves down.
However when he went out, he took a lot of time and trouble to choose the right
outfits, preen himself and co-ordinate his belts and footwear. The shoe passion
reminds me of how much care he took cleaning them. He’d always grumble about
the state of mine, but I know he secretly enjoyed the satisfaction of cleaning
them for me! He should have been in the army!
Dad was as proud of his house as he was of his
appearance. Nothing was ever allowed to be out of place for more than a second.
Rebecca and I would panic if we split so
much as a drop of water! He liked things super tidy, he didn’t use the hoover much,
but one of his favourite gadgets was the dust buster. In fact at one point I
believe he owned 3 of them! I struggle with this OCD tendency too and dad has
passed the tidy-up gene on down the male line. Max is one of the tidiest 6 year
olds I know. Not a bad attribute for a boy.
I’ll forever associate certain foods and drink with him;
the ubiquitous red wine (however cheap and nasty), char grilled calamari,
anchovies, pickled walnuts, pate peppernum, tiramisu and crème caramel. He
loved his food. He was always impressed by Maia’s adult tastes.
I won’t forget his voice - I can still hear him – talking to his mother on the phone, the
conversation always starting with “Wotcha, Doll!”, threatening me as a child
with, “You’ll be for the high jump!”, shouting “Marilyn!” to get mum’s
attention. And the swearing – Billy Connolly is the only one who did it better.
We don’t know where all the swearing came from as nan is sure she didn’t teach
him any of it!
The noise of a drill or a rake grating across gravel will
always remind people of him. But then there’s the sound of music too – a
childhood of Barbra Streisand, Bonnie
Tyler, Queen, Barbara Dickson , Status Quo and of course one of his favourites,
Olivia Newton John.
Dad loved to talk. In fact mum and I had to rescue
unsuspecting strangers from him on many an occasion. He wasn’t a wordsmith or
particularly eloquent, but he was curious and verbose. He liked to bombard
people with unsolicited advice, particularly with regards to DIY which gave our
friends and family may opportunities to practise stretching their patience. But
he was always kind and his comments were well meant and you knew he’d lend a
sympathetic ear in times of need.
It’s easy to think about his passions. Building and
repairing things – the moat, our old front porch, numerous panes of greenhouse
glass, my ensuite bathroom. DIY – no job too big or small, no tool too much of
an overkill for the task in hand. How cruel it was when motor neurone disease
robbed him of these past times. He was amazingly stoical and brave perhaps he
couldn’t really believe it was happening to him?
His love of botany bought him and mum together and they
had 23 happy years running the nursery together. As a child I couldn’t
understand what was so exciting about plants. Dad would sit for hours in the
greenhouse pricking out seedlings with his wooden dibbers. He’d get backache
planting wall flowers and weeding herbaceous perennials. Mum and dad worked so
hard growing and selling plants six and a half days a week – and what did we do
on their half day off? We went and visited another nursery or garden centre! I
used to find it so boring traipsing around yet more greenhouses! Little did I
know that, years later with only a small balcony in Milan, I’d find my own
green fingers and my inner gardener. In fact before the arrival of his
grandchildren, I used to do quite well on the gardening front.
He also loved animals. He worked as an oceanographer at
Southampton University before I was born.
He used to breed mice. He liked his fish – and made a moat especially
for them. However of course his main passion was birds- the whole of the side
of the bungalow used to be flanked by aviaries. He spent hours on the hobby.
He’s passed this love on to me and we now have a parrot too and one day I hope
to get some ferrets, because dad would have thoroughly approved.
Dad loved spending money on clothes, cigarette cards, Christmas
decorations and gadgets – I am pleased to inherit his Christmas lights, his
disco ball and other objects mum just simply doesn’t appreciate! Nico knows
where my penchant for illumination and high wattage light bulbs comes from!
I hope I have also inherited his generosity – because he was
always generous with his time and with his money. Neighbours could knock at any
time of day to borrow a tool or gadget from him. I will always remember when he
and mum came to visit us in Spain and we went to the department store El Corte
Ingles, I was looking for a dress for Christmas. I couldn’t decide between 3
and he bought them all!
There are reminders of him everywhere and he’ll not be
forgotten. I know I’ll miss him,
especially when I have to face the next social injustice – like a parking fine
and I won’t be able to hear him rant on about it. He was an entertaining dad –
not always deliberately it has to be said!
All bark and no bite - always ready to defend his family. He even had an
ebony stick by the - bedside, ready to clobber intruders with! Thank God he
never had to use it.
I loved him and it was a privilege to be by his bedside
at the end. He is laid to rest with a picture of a sunrise that Giorgia drew, a
poignant gesture and one that made us smile. I hope that when the grief has
passed, we will all reminisce and remember the funny and kind man my dad was.